Why Men Prefer Dogs Over Women

** Dogs love it when your friends come over.
** Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
** Dogs think you sing great.
** Dogs don't cry.
** A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
** Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late.
** The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
** Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
** Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
** Dogs are excited by rough play.
** Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
** Dogs love red meat.
** Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
** Anyone can get a good-looking dog.
** If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
** Dogs don't shop.
** Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
** A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
** Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
** A dog's parents never visit.
** Dogs love long car trips.
** Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
** Dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be
hunted.
** Dogs like beer.
** Dogs don't hate their bodies.
** No dog ever bought a Kenny G or Hootie & the Blowfish album.
** No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.
** Dogs never criticize.
** Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
** Dogs never expect gifts.
** It's legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.
** Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had.
** Dogs like to do their snooping outside, as opposed to in your wallet,
desk, and the back of your sock drawer.
** Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
** Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster
one.
** You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a day.
** Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.
** Dogs don't borrow your shirts.
** Dogs never want foot-rubs.
** Dogs can't talk.
** Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
** Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.